Tuesday, February 20, 2018

Martyr Insurance

Sign up and you are guaranteed to die a martyr.  You can live your life worry free.  No one should have to worry about, food, clothing , shelter, education , medical care.  So why should you.  Now you can include dying a Martyr on to that list.  You can also have a shrine built in your honor. 
Travel, don't lock your doors, walk through dark alleyways, sleep under tall bridges,  drive an unreliable car on long stretches of desolate road.  Ask for directions in unfamiliar neighborhoods. Work the night shift at a convenience store gas station.  Drive fast and erratic through police check points.  Scratch that itch at your waistband while police are yelling "show me your hands"
It's all covered sign up today.  Retroactive coverage available.

It's not what you think it's what you believe.  Patricia '96

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